Tonight is the finale of So
You Think You Can Dance.This year I
have no idea who is going to win. The final four are all so deserving and
amazing dancers.I have a feeling Brandon
Bryant might win, although Evan Kasprzak has charmed his way into America’s
heart.Besides, Brandon looks too much like Carlton Banks (Alfonso
Ribeiro) from Fresh Prince of Bel Air.I
just can’t take him seriously.The girls,
Jeanine Mason and Kayla Radomski are fantastic too.
I don’t blog on So You Think
You Can Dance, because I don’t know enough about dancing to critique the
performers.I just know what I
like.I also know what I hate so here
are Ten Things I Hate about So You Think You Can Dance
10.Jazz.Ok, I’ve really loved some jazz pieces, but I just don’t get them.What exactly is jazz?I suspect it’s a miscellaneous category when
the dance defies description.
9.Mia Michael’s hairdo.I understand she’s an artist, but hasn’t she
ever heard of a BRUSH?Her hair isn’t
just casually messy, it’s disastrously disheveled.
8. The costumes.It’s like Halloween every night and there’s
nothing subtle about the costumes. Just
in case the audience is too dim to understand the dance after we’re told in the
setup, we have wardrobe to drive the message home.
7. The camera work.Too many camera shots, switches, pan in and
pan out. It makes me dizzy just thinking about it.
6. Drawn out results.American Idol
set the bar for annoyingly long and drawn out shows, but So You Think You Can
Dance comes in close second.At least
they fill the air time with performances and not witty banter between Simon and
Seacrest. OUT.
5. Lil’ C’s vocabulary. They
tease him on the show, even showing snippets of his bizarre reviews.I really appreciated the bit about seeing
with your ears and there being no darkness.
4.Nigel’s pervy comments. What the heck is
going on this season?Nigel has made
repeated, creepy comments to Jeanine.Last night was the worst when he said he wanted to do throw her on the
floor and do things to her. Ewww.
3.Nigel’s enormous English teeth.
2.Mary screaming.It’s become her trademark and gets the
dancers all giddy inside, but SWEET JESUS SHE’S ANNOYING!I wish either 1) she would find another way
to express her enthusiasm or 2) Nigel to karate chop her in the throat.
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