Here are just a few things I’ll never understand. Quantum physics and electricity are givens…
10. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
9. Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
8. Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
7. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
6. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I’ll squeeze these pink dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?"
5. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes out of its butt."
4. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
3. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
2. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
1. Why are there instructions in Braille at the drive up teller?
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