I was so sad to see that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are on an extended vacation to Splitsville. Poor Jen is flying solo again. They were such a cute couple.
Here are a few couples that weren’t so cute.
10. Lyle Lovett and Julie Roberts – Poor Lyle – who would have thought scoring a Pretty Woman would scandalize the nation. The couple married after knowing each other for three weeks and divorced two years later.
9. Ted Danson and Whoopi Goldberg – This odd couple split soon after Danson appeared in black face to roast Whoopi at the Friar’s club. Instead, he was skewered and called racist.
8. Anna Nicole Smith and billionaire Howard Marshall II- Marshall fell in love with Anna’s (e’hem) charms and she fell in love with his assets. At the time of their marriage, she was 26 and he was the richest old man in Texas.
7. Renee Zellwegger and Jack White – She’s a country girl. He’s a city boy. She’s Hollywood glamour. He’s Detroit punk. The only thing these two had in common was their pasty complexions.
6. David Spade and Pamela Anderson – The slight and sarcastic comedian has had his share of honies, but Pamela seems the oddest. She guest starred on 8 Simple Rules and even on the small screen, no HD, black and white with rolling horizontal lines, the couple didn’t look compatible. I would imagine one of her girls is bigger than his entire head, and combined they probably outweigh him.
5. Billy Bob Thornton and Angelina Jolie – Angelina earned her reputation as a bad girl when she married Bad Santa. The two misbehaved, exchanged blood and shared entirely too much information on the red carpet – and I loved every minute of it.
4. Drew Barrymore and Tom Green – Sure every girl likes a guy who can make her laugh – but that doesn’t mean you should marry a clown. Tom Green is the whole circus – everything except for peanuts.
3. Brad Pitt and Juliette Lewis – Before he was a mega hunk super star and she developed her love of latex, these two romanced on and off set. It’s a strange, strange world.
2. Carmen Electra and Dennis Rodman – Speaking of strange, Dennis Rodman upped the ante in that department with his cross gender antics, body art and bad boy behavior. Carmen later married Dave Navarro, so she’s clearly into the androgynous type.
1. Lisa Marie Presley and Michael Jackson – Androgynous doesn’t even begin to explain Michael Jackson. WTH was Lisa Marie thinking? One can only ponder the mysteries of the universe for so long before one’s head starts throbbing and little nose-less Michaels dance (moon walk, natch) before one’s eye, singing “Beat It”. Must….stop…now…erg
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