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I’m sitting here watching Big Brother and it occurs to me you could really have some fun with the producers - assuming you could stay out of the drama.
10. When the fights break out add a little levity – do the Eygptian or Vogue in the background.
9. Rearrange the furniture. Move the beds to the dining room, the dining table to the living room, the sofa to the bedrooms.
8. Take a vow of silence.
7. Request some fava-beans and a nice chianti.
6. Complain about a rash and then soak in the hot tub (filling it with slop is optional).
5. Stage your own competitions by hiding items from around the house and dropping hints to the other players.
4. Act like a ninja, avoid detection at all costs – find the camera’s blind spots and curl up into a little ball.
3. Ask Julie Chen “Where’s Jeff Probst?”
2. Walk around the house asking “Can you hear me now?”
1. Put a paper bag on your head and play the game as the Unknown House Guest.
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I enjoyed reading this list! Much, much more than I enjoy watching the idiots fight on Big Brother 10. 
