|
Here are 10 things you should know about me.
10. I think I'm hilarious but no one agrees. In fact, people I don't even know will approach me just to tell me how unfunny I am. I don't care I amuse myself.
9. I'm new to blogging. A year ago I didn't even know what blogging was, but it didn't sound pleasant. People would ask "Do you blog?" and I'd answer "Bless you." I'm a newbie, but I'm catching on.
8. I've been married for 18 years. I want to say this up front just in case anyone is overcome with desire reading all my witty and wonderful blogs. No just kidding. I just thought you should know because if at anytime I seem cynical, bitchy or out of touch with reality, I am.
7. I have two teenage children. I will refer you to #8. I purposely try to appear "hip" just so I can embarrass them in public. If you happen to know the latest wicked term it would be totally sick if you would let me know.
6. I aspire to be a full time writer but I really just want to work in my pajamas.
5. I may be new to blogging but I have three other blogs I maintain in a totally irresponsible and haphazard fashion. You can expect the same thing here.
4. I believe in Karma. I try to put out good vibes but occasionally I am mean, sarcastic and judgmental. Just know that when my bad deeds boomerang, they smack in the middle of the forehead and leave a mark.
3. You will probably not find any valuable information in this blog. I do not write about politics, the environment, crime rates or religion. I do write about the funniest movies, celebrities who annoy me, pet peeves and other trivial pursuits. Yes I know the world has more pressing issues at hand. Why don't you blog about those?
2. I can't think of 10 things I want to tell you about myself so I will just move onto the #1 thing you should know about me.
1. I'm just one chick with an opinion. . I'd love to hear from you if you agree or not.
|
|
Users' Comments  |
|
Average user rating
No rating |
|
|
